(via zoesaldanas)game of thrones theme starts
checks messages
goes to get snack
builds skyscraper
gets doctorate
invents time travel
zaps forward
reads entire game of thrones book series
game of thrones theme ends
(via reallylizzy)What do teens like?!? Is it memes? Memes about skeletons? Piss? Communism?
this post is 20x funnier if you imagine a CEO shouting it at his board of directors
(via onionchester)i feel like tall people at concerts have everything they want in the world
(via winglessly)
Anonymous: Friendly reminder that you are at least 25 different kinds of awesome.
only 25?

(via birdtoesgalore)After four months, Sandra had gotten over the worst of the nightmares. When the phone rang, she didn’t think it was somehow me calling her. When a car drove past, she didn’t get up to check out the window.
Filed under: #big fish

